- Birthday: January 29, 1979
- Height: 5′11″
- Favorite Kitten Color: Black
A few hundred internet years ago, Jeremy made this website. It burned to the ground several times but BY GOLLY he keeps rebuilding this old thing! Jeremy is a quiet, steadily mortified man hailing from Indianapolis. He attracts surreal and humiliating situations like it’s his one calling on this earth, the only thing he can manage to do with any consistency. Bless his little heart.
- Birthday: September 23, 1979
- Height: 5′8″
- Favorite Flower: Angel’s Trumpet
Amanda lives in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is generally “busy” with being a freelance artist. Hey, and she takes commissions over the Internet, yo. Fine art, all for you, lucky buyer! She tries to make comics sometimes and also acts as an editor or proofreader whenever she is asked to do so. Amanda is a complete hermit in many respects, so if you find her out-of-doors, consider yourself lucky, Bucko!
- Birthday: March 1, 1981
- Height: 6′1″
- Favorite Smell: Play Doh
Billy is a man of action and ideas. He enjoys exchanging emails with business-people in order to get a variety of potential projects under way and in order to get a variety of free items and perks that he feels a humor writer is entitled to. He also enjoys making music and writing scripts for films and also watching wrestling. He seems to be the most adult of us all. Especially in that shady, seedy kind of way.
- Birthday: June 17, 1977
- Height: 6′0″
- Favorite Planet: the Sun
Jeremy P is a game-playing, film-watching workhorse from Baltimore. His talent seems to be an amazing power to endure terribad movies and then tell us about them in a few thousand words in a manner that is infinitely better than having to watch them ourselves. Thanks for saving us from a boatload of pain, Jeremy P! He used to have a site of his own years ago, but since then he has merged with us and now we are all Complete.
Click for some Heaven in the form of his articles, I guess.
Contact him: email@example.com
He will not speak with you on AIM because this is no longer the year 2003, but you CAN follow him and interact with him on Twitter!
Contributors to OMGJ are those people who have written enough material that we thought it would be worth our time to make little author titles for them, but they don’t write frequently enough that we can list them with the Main Staff of Writers. This short list also includes some people who used to write for us but have since mysteriously disappeared. Boo hoo hoo.
Alex: More commonly known as “XV” in OMGJ History, Alex has more or less disappeared from our little world, although he sometimes remembers to keep in touch. He now writes different kinds of things for other people somewhere. He claims to miss us when he is feeling maudlin.
Chris: Formerly known as “X-1,” Chris is a Canadian who seems to enjoy offering up guides and potentially offensive observations. He still writes for us when he can get down from his high horse in Eternal University Town.
Trev: Trev didn’t really write that much, but he featured a lot in comics and in collaborative works. A stick-figure British person, what he lacked in content, he made up for in presence. Somehow.
Melissa: Newark, New Jersey’s very own Melissa is on the fast-track to becoming a regular, permanent writer. Really, this is just filler until she provides enough new content to be included on the main staff so I am going to stop writing this part now.
Esther: Hailing from Buffalo, NY, Esther is a long-time pal of the site and a lady who sometimes has things to complain about! Then she writes about them. Actually of the three “contributors,” Esther is the only one who is likely to ever write for us again.
There are also articles categorized as Guests, which – you guessed it – were written by readers and sent in to us, and also there are Staff articles which were written by more than two of us, together.