Waiting To See What Develops
Ever eaten something and thought to yourself ”Oh how good” and “Oh how bad” at the same time? I just did, and I’m a bit worried as I type this. (more…)
16th Apr2009
6 Comm
12th Apr2009
Celebrate Easter With A Rabbit Made Out Of Filth And Toenails
Nothing says Easter like a cute rabbit made out of chocolate, sometimes even filled with even awesomer things like chocolate or fake marshmallow. That’s good shit. (more…)
30th Mar2009
A Fascinating Look At What Happens To Internet Fads
Mike Blount. You may remember him from waaaaay back in 2000. Apparently he became an overnight Internet sensation for making a recording of himself talking to his “future girlfriend” (You can check it out right here). It’s pretty obvious the guy was still a kid at the time, not really knowing what the shit he was setting himself up for. And of course, once it was put online, the Internet did its duty of totally stalking him, and generally making his life a living hell for it:
24th Mar2009
Eat This And Die
In my new fascination with absolutely insanely unhealthy foods comes this tragedy of human ingenuity: The Fifth Third Burger:
This 1.66 pound piece of gastrointestinal wonder, named after team sponsor 5/3 Bank, costs $20 and feeds 1-4 people. If you eat it by yourself and finish it in one sitting, you get a free 5/3 t shirt.
Wow, just a t shirt for cutting a tenth of your life out in one massive, greasy chunk? Most places will give you the meal free if you manage to eat their horrific terror meal. Most likely out of pity that they have shortened your life span a great deal. But Fifth Third? Nope. Take your shirt and wear it proud, you fat mutant.
Did I mention this thing is 4,500 calaries? Yeah, don’t eat this.
19th Mar2009
Clearly, I Am A Monster
So, I went to a holiday party hosted by one of my old highschool friends last night. (more…)
I went and got an estimate on my car yesterday 07th Mar2009
Dead Again… and Again
I have a friend (though the word friend is probably not even worth using since I haven’t spoken to this person in years) who has apparently died twice… and risen from the grave each single time. (more…)
03rd Mar2009
A Piss Like That One Day
At work I only make it to the bathroom a couple of times a day. Usually once in the morning and again around noon or so. Well this time my morning trip to the bathroom resulted in a small bit of humor. (more…)
24th Feb2009
Epic Experiments in Science
I highly recommend being stuck inside a Wal Mart for three hours with no way to leave. (more…)
