I know it’s not our normal Humpday Gaming day, but this couldn’t wait for Wednesday. Did you know that there’s a new Trick or Treating RPG out for the PS3 and Xbox? Did you know that it’s only $15 for download? Well there is, and it’s called Costume Quest. You should buy it. Article over.
And Jeremy complains about how hard it is to write these. Oh… so you want a little more information on it? Fine. In fact… Double Fine. (more…)
It never fails to amaze me how many people have missed out on this film. Usually written off as a shitty sci-fi flick, this film is actually a (good) horror film set in space. Though to be quite honest, just being in space itself is scary enough for me.
The story is pretty easy to follow, but is a step above the standard horror film. A large vessel known as the Event Horizon was sent out on a mission but never heard from again. Years have gone by and a signal is finally received from the missing ship. We follow the characters that comprise the rescue crew sent to answer the mysterious call. Folks board ship, find out a bunch of evil shit is going on, get killed, etc. (more…)
I have been looking for this movie for years. Years ago when I was in middle school and high school, the USA Network would take a break from their normal schedule of Airwolf and Riptide reruns to play old B-movies on weekend nights. It was called Up All Night and was hosted at different times by Rhonda Shear, a woman who provided me with many a night of spank material during the commercial breaks (hey, we were all 12 at some point) or by the ultimately unspankworthy Gilbert Gottfried. Up All Night was the younger me’s way to see a lot of movies I would never have seen any other way, for example I saw my first Troma films because of Up All Night (I want to say it was Class of Nuke Em High). It became a staple of my television schedule until I was old enough to get my own car and hunt down terrible movies on my own. (more…)
Okay, so Brawl Brothers. No, it’s not some Super Smash Bros spinoff, or really anything like that. Brawl Brothers is actually an old as nails Super NES beat-em-up that no one would ever give a shit about except that one kid that rented it at the video store when nothing else better was available. Yes, that kid was me. And today, I’m going to pay respects to the game that gave me more than a few weekends of “well, it’s better than nothing” fun. (more…)
Holy shit, it’s October! You know what that means, right? No it’s not time for your monthly tooth brushin’. It’s time for endless Halloween-related things all month long on the site! Fuck yeah. And we’re gonna start it off right today with this dumb-as-nails anime: Blood: The Last Vampire. (more…)
I got an email the other day asking me why I only review hentai and not regular anime like Ghost in the Shell, and since I only review hentai doesn’t that make me a raging pervert because a good portion of my site is dedicated to talking about and showing tentacles being jammed into schoolgirls’ crotches? Well in a way it does, but the truth is that this is (supposed to be) a humor site and I must try my best to keep it as humorous as possible, hence the whole humorous attitude of everything I write on the site. Besides I doubt you come to this site to get a serious and intelligent opinion on a certain subject. At least I hope you don’t, God forbid anyone take anything I say seriously. But as far as hentai is concerned, it’s not on this site to be erotic and pornographic, it’s here to be humorous and show everyone just how far people will go to produce the most fucked up sex scenes and storylines imaginable. And in the end, hentai is just some funny ass shit, and I doubt Ghost in the Shell or other acclaimed anime could ever provide the amount of humor that a girl being raped by demon saucepan could supply. (more…)
