06th Aug2010

Netflix Instant Queue Fridays: The Nip/Tuck Episode that Made Me Stand and Cheer

by Esther

I do a lot of work with my hands that I find is just easier if you have some sort of background noise on. For just this reason Netflix is the best thing that has ever happened to my productivity. I can just pick some random bullshit TV series and let it run a few hours without caring too much about quality. However, when I picked Nip/Tuck for a giant project based on the fact a few seasons were fully available, I had no idea what kind of a hellpit I had just crawled into. (more…)

06th Aug2010

Movie Review: New Angel 2 (NSFW Warning: Boobs)

by Jeremy

Note: It has become more than obvious that reviewing hentai movies has become a horrible chore every other week, so this week we figure that perhaps we would switch things up and cave in to our large freakish fanboy/girl readerbase’s innermost fantasies, and allow two of the most massively overplayed fanboy/girl anime idols of all time to review this week’s hentai movie: Sephiroth and Aerith. Long since mentioned and obsessed over by unstable teens the world over since Final Fantasy 7 was released eons ago, most of us normal folk have to now be forcefully dragged away from punching a wall at the very mention of them in present day. But this site somehow has a creepy anime kid following, so I suppose it is time we start catering to their whims a bit more. Or at least just this once. So without further ado, let’s get this train-wreck started. (more…)

04th Aug2010

Humpday Gaming: Killing Time (3DO)

by Jeremy

killingLooking back at an early FPS game, especially an early console FPS game, is something you really have to take with a grain of salt. For all the crap about how people say FPS games are all the same, it’s still stunning to see just how far they’ve come in their relatively short lifespan. Even more so when you take a step back to days before the haughty days of the PSX, where the art of the FPS was still very much Wild West shit. Developers were essentially given an awesome new genre with no blueprint whatsoever to work with that was on the cutting edge of technology. But sometimes their ideas sadly went above and beyond what the technology of the time was capable of. Killing Time for the 3DO is just such a game.

Let’s mention this right up front: Killing Time is not a good FPS. To even suggest it is would quickly draw a snicker or two from anyone that played it. All five of them. Killing Time for the 3DO is, however, a fun romp (yes, romp) full of horror schlock, and bad FMV acting. And when you combine those things with a barely good FPS engine full of technical issues, it’s just enough to save it from being the crapfest it should have been.

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04th Aug2010

Fifty of the Worst Games We’ve Ever Played Pt.1 Backstage Batman Assault

by STAFF

We here at the OMGJ offices have played a lot of video games. A LOT of video games. Many have been good, but just as many have been absolutely terrible. Starting this week, we’ll be counting down fifty of the worst games we have ever played. With me, Billy, and Jeremy P on the job, I’m sure we’ll have more than enough to fill things out. This is by no means supposed to be a definitive list, or even organized in any sort of order. These are just the worst of the worst that we laid ass to at some point in our lives. So without further ado, let the shitty game parade begin! (more…)

02nd Aug2010

AIM Comic #2: This Might Be Some Sort of Therapy?

by Amanda

I apparently mostly only ever have awkward conversations.  There must be something about me that is like some sort of magnet for such.  I can’t blame Nick W for saying these things though, as I probably would have said the exact same words if I had the chance.

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02nd Aug2010

WHORING: Not That Glamorous; Five Reasons to Not Become a Prostitute

by Amanda

Times are hard these days. There is no doubting this statement – they really are as hard as you think. Many of you reading this unintentionally exhaustive article in idle moments between job hunting or unemployment checks may feel discouraged to the point of melodrama. There are no good jobs. There aren’t even that many LOUSY jobs, for that matter. Getting a bit desperate to rake in a little spending cash to feed your mouth, family, addictions, or bills, you may begin to consider the ultimate in desperate sources of income: Prostitution. (more…)

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