24th Feb2009

Guide to Shopping At A Hardware Store

by Jeremy
The fun starts here.

The fun starts here.

If you have ever wanted to know just what it would take to make your local hardware store employee go stark raving mad, and run through the streets shouting profanities at inanimate objects, then here you go, kiddo, this is all for you. (more…)

24th Feb2009

Epic Experiments in Science

by Jeremy

wal-martI highly recommend being stuck inside a Wal Mart for three hours with no way to leave. (more…)

20th Feb2009

Adult Babies and You

by Amanda
crying-baby

Trust me, it gets worse from here.

Once again, we here at omgjeremy.com are delving into the strange and horrible world of the Uncommon Fetish. (more…)

12th Feb2009

The Collector’s Gallery

by Esther

header Hello future patrons of the art world! I welcome you to your newest, and soon-to-be most important hobby: the collection of the fine art. (more…)

12th Feb2009

PMS: the Horrible Feminine Vortex of Doom

by Amanda

pms01Being a girl is one of the best things ever to happen to me. (more…)

12th Feb2009

Guide to Fetishes

by Jeremy

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There was once a time in America when sex was considered quite the taboo subject. This of course, was mostly during the 50′s through the 60′s. A time many people consider America at its most innocent, and in many more people’s opinion its most boring. During those twenty or so years, America went through a time when it was considered truly horrible to even mention anything that remotely had to do with sex. Close intimate relationships were frowned upon, and many husbands and wives slept in separate beds. Except maybe on those rare occasions when they were both feeling “frisky,” and would get their groove on by going in the living room and watching I Love Lucy until they weren’t feeling those oh-so-evil sexual urges anymore, and then went back to bed. (more…)

06th Feb2009

Hentai Review: Tokio Private Police

by Jeremy

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One thing I’ve noticed while sitting through what seems to be at least seven hundred million hours of hentai movies, is that there simply isn’t enough hentai movies in a science fiction setting. I mean, sure the typical Japanese High School settings that inhabit nearly 90% of hentai movies are fun and full of whimsy, but they do tend to get old after a while. And to the reviewers who actually have to review them (mostly just me), they eventually start to run into each other, with the only thing separating them being the ugly side-kick character that spouts out dirty jokes and makes witty yet highly amusing anecdotes about women’s vaginas. (more…)

05th Feb2009

Guide to Paintball

by Jeremy

paintball

A few days ago, I was taken (mostly against my will), by a few of my friends, to play a nifty little game called “Paintball.” (more…)