Hentai Review: Frantic Female and Frustrated Part 2
Mon, 13/07/09 – 10:03 | One Comment

The second part of the never-ending Hell that is F3 gets far more words devoted to it than it deserves in this week’s hentai review.

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An Interview With A Teen Baby Part 1
Mon, 13/07/09 – 10:05 | 7 Comments

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The other OMGWriters will agree with me when I say that one of the terrible perks and awful consequences of writing articles for this website is the fact that many, many strangers will start talking to you if you have made yourself possible to contact. I, somewhat foolishly, have had my AOL Instant Messenger screen name public for some time now. Unwittingly, I have set myself up for the article you are looking at now. That’s right, the very first OMGJeremy Exclusive Interview!

See, I was sitting here innocently enough when a new person sent me what those in the business refer to as an “Instant Message.” This is a somewhat ordinary occurence for me. I always proceed with caution, as my parents taught me. Here is how things started (I’ve changed his name in an act of compassion): Read the whole story »

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Spend The Weekend With Billy: Special Cloth Edition
Fri, 10/07/09 – 10:37 | 5 Comments
Spend The Weekend With Billy: Special Cloth Edition

I’m sitting here and actually contributing to the site instead of stringing Jeremy along with promises of an article…so it must be the weekend again!
Not much was happening over the course of the week, so …

Humpday Gaming: Playonline Video Shows Us How Awesome Things Could Have Been
Wed, 8/07/09 – 10:04 | No Comment
Humpday Gaming: Playonline Video Shows Us How Awesome Things Could Have Been

I’m sure we all know how Square’s half-assed online portal Playonline turned out. Basically it’s now just a small hassle for the seventeen people that still play Final Fantasy XI to get through to …

Max Skate Bike Commercial Far More Awesome Than Max Skate Bike
Sat, 4/07/09 – 15:04 | 3 Comments
Max Skate Bike Commercial Far More Awesome Than Max Skate Bike

One can only wonder how you can have a commercial so awesome, but somehow have a product so bad. Cops flying through glass windows, cops on skateboards, and a horrible Michael Jackson lookalike. What more …

This Week’s “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” News Story
Fri, 3/07/09 – 20:03 | One Comment
This Week’s “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” News Story

Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.
The women who spiked the twins’ drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime …

Humpday Gaming: A Kitchen Sink War
Wed, 1/07/09 – 10:05 | No Comment
Humpday Gaming: A Kitchen Sink War

You know the old saying, “Everything but the kitchen sink”? Now I know why they leave out the kitchen sink, because it sucks on balls. There is absolutely nothing good I can say about this …

Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown
Tue, 30/06/09 – 10:04 | 5 Comments
Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown

Like the rest of the world, we good people of OMGJ were shocked to the core at the passing of Michael Jackson.  We have thrown away all of our projects, we have turned a blind …

The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever
Mon, 29/06/09 – 10:05 | 2 Comments
The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever

During my time in the retail world, I’d have to say the strangest store I’ve worked at would be Another Universe. For a while, it seemed all we stocked was polystyrene statues of Pirates, Skeletons, …

Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes
Fri, 26/06/09 – 17:00 | 17 Comments
Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes

There Goes the Neighborhood
So, we have now met both of our upstairs neighbors.
We met the woman who lives up there pretty soon after moving in.  The usual not-quite-right but not insane sort of girl that …