Submitted by: Janine
It’s inevitable. If you work, go to school, or leave your dank hole in the ground for any form of social contact, you WILL get sick. I don’t care what herbs you ingest …
Ready to boost your self-worth by watching human misery? I know I am! Click that play button with the quickness before crippling depression creeps any closer!
So what happens when you make one of the worst fighting games of all time (Rise of the Robots), have received nothing but negative reviews since it was released, and is generally regarded as a …
Submitted by: Melissa
The sound of a drink pouring into a glass is really irritating. I wish nobody would ever drink anything. I don’t understand thirst. As an idea it strikes me as strange and unfamiliar. …
For a while there, it was a common occurrence that Trev would come along and tell me a pretty terrible joke, and I would try to make it actually amusing for myself by trying to …
Goddamnit you better go fucking sit your ass down on your favorite piece of shit furniture, fire up Netflix, and watch this masterpiece of animation. And while you watch it, you should sit there and …
Don’t think for a minute we wouldn’t, either. We feed off of your tears.
Oh man. It’s all starting to come together now. 30-40 are some real assholes. You won’t find us standing anywhere close to this group at a club. This week’s group of games is definitely more …
Let it be known that if I was not white, and could rap in any sort of way, I would have produced this video. You can take that to the bank…lookin’ ass.
Sometimes I am a little concerned at how my actual conversations on AIM sometimes read like planned comic strips, painful punchline and all. I drew this one because I was concerned, but maybe someone …
Man, this movie is odd. On one hand, I really appreciate the different approach it takes with a genre that lacks much originality. On the other hand, it’s just a bad movie. Fido is essentially …
Only a few games really defined the 16-bit era for me, and Zombies Ate My Neighbors would probably be at the top of that list. Just the name alone is so completely awesome. Thankfully, the …
My friend Melissa and I are girls. It is pretty boring and unexceptional being girls until we realize the kinds of things we are made to say just because we are horrid and catty bitches …
You may have noticed that we have started bearing down a bit more on our weekly schedule here with what we post. This has been mainly in an effort to keep things a little less …
 | Sicarius on Guide To Being Sick I'm glad I only get sick like once every few years. SUCK IT PEOPLE WITH WEAK IMMUNE SYSTEMS. |
 | K' on A Whole Lotta’ Fail In One Video All those "extreme sports" kids deserved every ounce of pain. |
 | Trent on Reader Submission Corner: Being Thirsty Is Being Melodramatic I feel thirsty AND dramatic. GONNA SLAM A DEW WHILE READING SHAKESPEAR ON AN OPEN MIC!!!!!! |
 | Dre on Humpday Gaming: Rise 2: Resurrection Holy SHIT, there was a sequel?! God damn, Rise 1 hyped as the best game ever is the most successful ... |
 | soarfingers on Reader Submission Corner: Being Thirsty Is Being Melodramatic Sounds like maybe you had some traumatic drinking experience as a child. Or maybe daddy was an alcoholic or something. ... |
